Why does every show I love get the shaft? First Sym-Bionic Titan, then Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorperated, then Green Lantern, and now Korra? What next, Gravity Falls?
THE SHIP IS SAILING I REPEAT THE SHIP IS SAILING
So I’ve been thinking about it, and I think the thing that makes me most angry about this whole Korra mess is that, had Nick stayed the course and kept airing two episodes per week, the season would have ended August 8th. That’s two goddamn weeks…
Seriously, Nick? You couldn’t wait TWO DAMN WEEKS before fucking us in the asshole?
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
I think this is a suitable time for this.
Wait a minute…
I have been laughing at this for hours now…
So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven.
Good job Internet.